Do you wear your love for pizza on your sleeve? Well, now thanks to Stupididiotic, you can wear it on a necklace around your neck. We don’t mean a necklace with a fake pizza pendant; we mean a real slice of pizza, around your neck.
Stupidiotic invented the pizza pouch, which allows you to slip a full slice of pizza in it and seal it, so pizza will be available whenever you’re overcome with a craving.
“No one should ever be without pizza,” says the product description. “Sadly, (often tragically) pizza is not always available for immediate hand-to-mouth consumption. Prepare yourself. Keep and carry a backup slice with this specially designed Pizza Pouch. A durable zip-lock sealing neck-strap pie slice device. Always fresh and ready.”
Of course, wearing a pizza could also become an act of avant-garde fashion, a possibility that Stupiditotic has not failed to notice saying ““BONUS: Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement.”
Are you excited to own and use a pizza pouch? Fork over $8 and the product will be yours; and you’ll be able to hold pizza close to your heart. Until you give in to temptation and eat it.