We’re living in the 21st Century, mankind is reaching the pinnacle of technology, and what have we decided to do with all the scientific tools at our disposal? Oh, that’s right, we’re making odd, food-scented things, that have no business being food-scented (we’re looking at you KFC lip balm). Now, we’ve truly strayed from God’s light because someone has created a Roast Beef Scented bath bomb, and honestly we wish we were joking.
The Roast Beef Sandwich Bath Soak was created as a gag gift, but that doesn’t make it any less disgusting. According to the product description “AU JUS SO RELAXING – This is the perfect bath soak to give as a housewarming gift, birthday present, silly white elephant exchange gift, stocking stuffer, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day gift or just because someone freaks over roast beef sandwiches.”
But wait there’s more! Other notable points include this sentence “ME TIME, THE TASTE OF FREEDOM – Time alone is a rare treat, and soaking in a home spa treatment themed after roast beef is nothing short of a delicacy for the sense. The value of this indulgent unisex bath soak doesn’t end at the funny gift bag! The premium-quality sea salts will whisk you away to your corner deli. Priceless? OUI OUI!” More like nope.
What we did find hilarious was the do not eat warning, “Roast Beef Bath Soak is made of rich, premium bath salts, designed to melt away stress and leave your body feeling soothed and serene. DO NOT EAT.” If you think this description tickles your fancy you can order the Roast Beef Sandwich Bath Soak here. Disclaimer, we will judge you!