Magic Bread
Works like magic. One minute it’s wet bread goo and then, 85 seconds later, BREAD.
  1. Combine the wet ingredients first and then incorporate the dry ingredients. Stir until well combined.
  2. Pour the mixture into a sandwich-shaped storage container (do not put the lid on.)
  3. Put the container in your microwave and cook for 85 seconds (cooking times may vary).
  4. Transfer the bread onto a rack to cool completely, then cut into two sandwich slices (or just eat it like it is!)