Pizza Hut tests out “Skinny Slice”- The end of the world as we know it

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Pizza Hut has decided to shake things up a bit. Read: shake off calories.

As we speak, Pizza Hut is testing out pizzas that are less than 300 calories. Drum-roll for what the pizza addict says to this: ” You’re taking away my calories? Are you also cancelling Christmas?” 

So why the move, Pizza Hut? “The pies simply use less of the same dough used for regular pies and are lighter on the toppings” says Pizza hut. 

LIGHTER ON THE WHAT ? Pizza with less cheese, mushrooms, pepperoni,salami and veggies? Yes, we really do want that. 

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This needs some serious thinking. Let me put it out there. Dear PH, “skinny”, “fit and delicious” are phrases that aren’t on my Pizza toppings, so stop throwing them there. I wouldn’t be at Pizza Hut if I wanted ” skinny”. Sincerely, every Pizza addict. 

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