You Need To Know Jimmy Kimmel’s Take On “Starbucks’ latest abomination”, The Unicorn Frappuccino

Starbucks too bit the pixie dust and gave into the unicorn food trend. The coffee giant’s latest and most colorful addition to its menu, the Unicorn Frappuccino has garnered all sorts of reactions from all over the world. Though some love the new beverage, baristas claim that this drink is a nightmare for them. Meanwhile, Jimmy Kimmel has started an anti-Unicorn Frappuccino club. The TV host carried out a major verbal rally on the drink, which he started of by asking “Who says America doesn’t invent anything anymore?”

“It’s the first frappuccino that looks like a windbreaker from the ‘80s,” he said. “It’s got pink powder, mango syrup, sour blue drizzle, and all sorts of other stuff. It’s got everything but coffee in it.”

“It’s the first Frappuccino that looks like a windbreaker from the ‘80s,” he said. “It’s got pink powder, mango syrup, sour blue drizzle, and all sorts of other stuff. It’s got everything but coffee in it.” Kimmel went to the extent of creating spoof ad about beverage created especially for people who are not too happy with the colorful beverage.

The drink is called a F*ck-It-Ccino. According to the late-night host’s spoof ad, the drink is “made with Starbucks premium coffee, pancake batter, chocolate frosting, french fries, vodka, and Lexapro — everything you need to forget about life for six minutes”.

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