Must feed: 11 white lies you have to tell yourself in order to eat this dark chocolate cake

Dark chocolate? How are you going to resist now?

1. There is scientific proof that dark chocolate is good for health. So, the more I eat, the healthier I will become.

dark chocolate excuses

2. It doesn’t look that great. I can stop after the first bite.

staring at  dark chocolate

3.  Men love fat women. I read it somewhere.

men like big women

4.  What if this dark chocolate goes to waste because I didn’t eat it. I don’t like to waste food.

don't waste food

5.  I’ll get up at 4:00 am in the morning and jog sincerely for 2 hours. I’ll sign a contract with god if I must.

hate to jog

6.  I’ll renew my gym membership. And I’ll follow the gym coach’s instructions to the book.

going to the gym

7.  I don’t feel guilty. But I will starve the entire day tomorrow for good faith.

no good faith

8.  It’s not like I eat dark chocolate or cake every day, right?

dark chocolate everyday

9. Chocolate is bad only for dogs, not for humans.

dogs cant eat dark chooclate

10. Calories? What are calories? I’ve never heard of it!

 dark chooclate has calories

11. I remember reading ‘dark chocolate cake’ in my diet calendar. Now that I think about it, I’m certain it’s in there.

dark chocolate in a diet calendar

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