The latest in bizarre fast food related news: fried chicken chain, KFC has just released KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen; an SPF 30 product which leaves you smelling like fried chicken.
Protect Your Skin With Fried Chicken!
“The sun gives us life. But if we’re not careful it also gives us painful sunburns. That’s why we made KFC’s Extra Crispy™ Sunscreen! Its SPF helps protect your skin while the real fried chicken scent leaves you smelling delicious!” says the website which has been set up especially for the Extra Crispy Sunscreen.
Along with some glowing testimonials (“I used to get embarrassing sunburns all the time, which affected _my social life. But because of Extra Crispy™ Sunscreen, I’m always _tan and always smelling great! I’m way more popular now. _I’m an Extra Crispy™ guy!”), the website also carries a few warnings not to eat the sunscreen, even though it may smell deliciously like fried chicken.
The website also has a TVC:
Sadly, KFC’s entire stock of 3000 bottles of the sunscreen was booked out within minutes. The lucky (?) receivers of the products will have to wait a couple of months to smell ‘extra crispy’, so we have to wait a while for some honest reviews.
In the meantime, you can try getting your hands on KFC’s fried chicken keyboard, its edible nail polish or Burger King’s Whopper scented ‘flame-grilled’ perfume.