Here’s How You Can Do Make Up With Your Food
This has not been animal-tested. Well, duh-uh!
If you’ve kept up with even one Kardashian or can tell a lipstick from a lip balm, you’d know what face contouring is. If not, it’s okay because thanks to make up artist Tim O you are about to find out soon.
The artist who goes by the Instagram handle ‘skelotim’ likes his food as much as he likes make-up. A fact that is evident from his work. His work draws inspiration from all his (and every junk food lover’s) favorite grubs off the snack and candy section – right from a pack of Doritos to a can of Coca-Cola. And the results are unbelievable, to say the least!
So I decided to google my name… And this janky ass shit pops up!?? I’m a fat bitch and love ranch but I fucking hate cool ranch Doritos so you can bet your ass I won’t do a look on that. But the cherry coke one looks kinda fierce huh?! Shit I’m thinking I should redo that Cherry Coke look what do y’all think? Thanks to whoever made it, but I could’ve made it way better! ?? Fat bitch problem 584 When people collage your makeup pics with random snacks lmao!?Kinda cute tho? #fatboyproblems #fatgirlproblems #motd #makeup #skelotim #google #mua #doritos #coke
But that’s not all. In one of his recent “tutorials”, the food-obsessed creative mind took his make-up regime a notch higher by using food items as make-up apparatus! Watch how to use a french fry for that perfect cat-eye; a burrito to sculpt gorgeous cheekbones; and a burger to highlight them temples!
Fat bitch problem number 347,??? when you’re such a fatty the only objects you have in front of you to contour with is a beefy crunch burrito, and a Mcdouble with Mac sauce. Let me tell y’all my McFivehead contour has never looked better! And when you don’t have a shovel to help guide you with your winged liner just use a French fry! I’m pretty sure using a French fry for winged liner will be the top trend of 2016, do you see how fierce my wing is?! Also peep the gorgeous new shade of Taco Bell lipgloss is! It’s called Diablo! The best burgundy gloss ever! And yes I know you’re all asking did you eat that food after contouring with it? I sure the fuck did! A fat bitch never lets any food go to waste. I hope my guide to contouring has helped you all successfully contour that perfect little chubby face of yours ? #makeuptutorial #makeupvideoss #justmakeupvids #brian_champagne #slave2beauty #hudabeauty #wakeupandmakeup #cakefacevanity #peachyqueenblog #makeupvideosdailyx #allmodernmakeup #makeupcoach #melformakeup #makeuplolz #styletv #makeup #makeupvideosonly #makeupvids #skelotim
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Of course he ate the food when the make-up was done!
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