Behold, “Baba Dr” Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Ji Insaan (funny how he’s none of those many words!), who has currently taken over all social media pages, timelines, headlines, and tabloids for his deeds. The self-proclaimed baba’s talents are not limited to just rolling out blockbusters, food labels, and ruining lives, he can also help you get fitter! Pardon us if we sound excited about a convict’s ways, it’s just that we’re overwhelmed by just how ridiculous the so-called godman’s so-called diet is!
For those of you who haven’t seen the guy yet, get out of your rock and look at this. Do you want to look like him? Do you want to possess that head-turning jaw-dropping physique? Well, look no further for we have for you a special weight-loss diet suggested by Ram Rahim himself. Take a look!
Wow! Who knew that one had to wipe off an entire banana and sugarcane plantations in order to lose weight?
Now, going by those brilliant portions, either this diet doesn’t work or the godman hasn’t implemented it on himself (we’re not even sorry). Either way, it’s your time to rock a solid body like you-know-who! And mad props to India Today for digging up this priceless diet, which lying around on the Dera Sacha Sauda website. Now we can all fuel our love chargers!
Also, if you’re afraid that you might forget keeping up with your diet, here’s the recipe for a tonic to boost your memory power. Again, courtesy of Dera Sacha Sauda!
However, on a serious note, Ram Rahim‘s diet may mostly seem harmless, but please consult a doctor before following it. A mental doctor.
Feature Image: News World India