Don Some Cheetos Inspired Swag This Holiday Season

Would you like to wear your love for Cheetos on your sleeve? How about as a perfume as a bronzer? This holiday season, you can do all that and more thanks to The Cheetos Store.

Seriously Stylish, Seriously For Sale

The Cheetos Store  features a range of Cheetos gifts designed by Chester Cheetah who comments that the gifts are “if I’m being modest the best gifts you could give or receive this holiday season.”

Contrary to what you’d expect, these gifts aren’t edible. Instead, they include a range of Cheetos inspired wearable’s like the ‘Dangerously Silky Scarf’, ‘Chester Cheeta’s Bathing Brief, Cheeteau Perfume’ and – most bizarrely – ‘Colour De Cheetos Bronzer’. There’s even a fashion show which displays all the many items the store is retailing with a special appearance form Chester himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD2sWacXcUc

Eye Of The Cheetah

The most talked about gift so far is the ‘Eye of the Cheetah’ from the ‘Chestora Collection’, a 18 karat gold and earing set which also features orange sapphires and over 190 black and white diamonds.

“This set is truly one of a kind,” comments the website. Seriously, there’s not another set in the world, and there very well may never be. You will be the envy of the universe with Eye of the Cheetah from the Chestora Collection.”

The set is priced at a whopping $20,000 and there’s only one up for grabs. We, however, think we’ll settle for that bronzer and a nice fat bag of Cheetos instead.