Candy Corn Pizza Was Created And Twitter Was Not Happy!

The internet can be dark and full of terrors, especially when it comes to food. Someone once made a peeps pizza and another dipped their pizza into milk (why do so many of these examples involve pizza?). However, in light of the ‘Thanksgiving spirit,” someone decided to see what candy corn pizza would taste like and unsurprisingly Twitter was not here for it.

Here is the original Tweet:

Tis the season my dudes pic.twitter.com/BzNqeaY191

— ASSWOLF (@TheRealAsswolf) 18 September 2017

And here’s the backlash that followed:

pic.twitter.com/6R48VpQxr0

— ?️‍? Therian ? (@zannibunny) 18 September 2017

i am going to candy crush you

— ＪＤＬ１７ (@jdl_werewolf) 18 September 2017

Tis the no

— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) 18 September 2017

This has to be illegal. RT @TheRealAsswolf: Tis the season my dudes pic.twitter.com/5tMzVCL4Ix

— K a r i o. (@itsKARY_) 18 September 2017

It turns out that Asswolf actually ate 3 slices of the candy corn pizza before becoming ill thanks to all the sugar.

I ate 3 pieces and became slightly I’ll from the sugar

— ASSWOLF (@TheRealAsswolf) 18 September 2017

Hopefully, that serves as a warning to anyone who tries to recreate the monstrosity. As a wise meme once said of candy corn pizza, don’t move, I’m calling the police.