[dropcap]O[/dropcap]kay Fry lovers, brace yourself. I found a reason to show, a side of me you didn’t know, a reason for all that you’ll do, and the reason is true-Fries, served hot, served cold, just served.
1. Give your all to me. All your curves and all your edges.
2. Make it criminal- bring on the melted cheese.
3. Ketchup- I’d like some fries on the side of my fries, please.
4. Find this man. He’s met my soul mate.
5. Slop on some barbecue sauce and you’ve got me cornered
6. Must. Have. Mustard.
7. Chilli fries- I’ve got the hots for you
8. Fry sauce- Am I the only one hearing heavenly music?
Go on. Repeat after me: I solemnly swear that I am a fry-tard