7. They don’t give a care to the world about how many calories you’re consuming.
6. They’d never say no to “let’s go out for lunch/dinner”
5. You’ll never go hungry when you’re with them (because they’re ALWAYS carrying food).
4. They’re amazing in bed. Where do you think they burn all the extra calories?
3. You can always console them with food when you have a fight.
2. They live in a simple world where there’s dessert at the end of every meal.
1. They’re perfectly happy.