Isn’t food fun to talk about? It’s also fun to blog about, Instagram about, check-in with and one of our favorites, have a status about! Somehow it just lends itself to make a great status. Anyway, here we have it, when Facebook is hungry, give it a status.
1. Exercise? Oh, I thought you said extra fries!
2.I just want you to love me as much as those extra fries you unexpectedly find at the bottom of the bag.
3.No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your salad and be sad.
4.Calm the eff down, different flavored Oreos. Nobody wants to make that kind of decision. Regular or Double stuff was hard enough.
5. Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
6. Food is my favorite. If I ever share it with you, then you’re pretty damn special.
7. It’s scary how much I think about food.