Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. And if you have a hot date that night, you’re probably already preparing for it. The appropriate clothes, the perfect shoes and the right perfume. But you might also need to watch out on what you eat the previous night and the morning of, unless you want to be Farty Farterson.
Yes, Yes, it’s very healthy. Mainly because it has lots of fibre and will have you running for the bathroom before you can say “date”.
Give this healthy green a miss. You wouldn’t want to toot in front of your date, do you?
Need we state why?
You wouldn’t want your pants to star in Whiplash.
Love baked beans for breakfast? Not on this day.
You wouldn’t have meat-sweats on your date night.
Roasted Root Veggies
Na-ah. Unless you want your stomach to rumble all night. And for all the wrong reasons.
Unless you want to let one rip
Of any sort. Why? Because you’ll um, fart.
Ice Cream Sundae
A gas-y Valentine’s Day just isn’t the way to go.
Butterflies in your stomach. And these aren’t the pretty ones.
Give your behind a well needed rest.
Damp Brussels Sprouts are to be avoided. At all costs.
You’ll know why, if you have ever had corn in your life. Psst, It’s natural confetti.