1. Don’t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and bake perfect muffins.
2. Real Love is not based on long walks on the beach and candle-light dinners. It’s based on chocolate, cake and ice cream- and who’s got the spoon.
3. When life gives you lemons, yell out for some cookies too.
4. We cannot solve our problems by the same thinking we used when we created them, but with Popcorn.
5. If opportunity doesn’t knock, order take out.
6. People don’t always need advice, sometimes all they need are fries.
7. Your time is limited, so don’t waste time drinking light beer.
8. Be kind, for everyone you meet has been hungry.
9. Chocolate is life. All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love Chocolate.
10. Life is like Pizza. It’s fresh and full of cheese. But everyone can’t have the same slice.