10 food I wish someone made a diet version of
There is a monster on the prowl, and he’s out to add a few inches to our waists. There has to be a way to stop the calorie monster.
We need to enjoy our food without guilt and worry. We need an additional ‘diet factor’.
Wait, why do you need a diet version anyway?
Because we can never stop with one. Or even one packet.
Have you ever heard of anyone who said no to ‘fries’?
3. Candy bars
Kids need a staple diet too, you know.
Pizza is an addiction that can’t be stopped at any age.
5. Deep fried chicken or technically, deep fried anything
It tastes amazing. We can’t get a better reason that!
We need slimmer Police Officers.
We have a lot of friends. And they all seem to have birthdays. Weird.
8. Theatre popcorn
There’s a new movie coming out every week.
Can you hear the chant ‘We want cookies, we want cookies!’? That’s why.
It’s either this or salad. And let me assure you, no one is choosing the salad.