The Cranberries: For that one person in every group who refuses to sip alcohol.
This should definitely be an Indian starter. You know what? I think it already is.
Oh yes. More meat and more loaf, that’s my ideal diet.
Because carving pumpkins is too mainstream. But seriously, all in favour of pumpkin pie, say ‘aye’.
It sounds sophisticated for a cereal. I think I’ll have it-
Oh no, it is oats, isn’t it?
6. Pearl Jam
I don’t know what kind of fancy jam that is, but I’ll need a good ounce of it in between my sandwich, please.
7. Vanilla Ice
Like the vanilla ice cream? Sure, I’ll have one more scoop.
8. Sugar ray
Call a cake a ‘sugar ray’, and you’ll have a lot of hyper kids running around soon.
Sounds fun, where can I get one?
9. Spice girls
If this were a spiced martini, then I guess even a guy wouldn’t mind having it. Get your mind out of the gutter, thank you.
On a budget and still craving for liquor? Hail Korn!