1. I like you better than pasta.
2. Will you be the fries to my burger?
3. The most I’ve ever thought of my future was while waiting for the waiter to bring my food.
4. I’m happy in life because I listen to my stomach, not my brain.
5. I have a problem with the way you judge me while I eat your food.
6. There’s more food inside of me than what my kitchen can hold.
7. Do I want fries with my fries? Duh.
8. I fast every night from dinner to breakfast.
9. I’m a paradox. The more I eat, the more hungry I become. The hungrier I become, the more I eat.
10. Life is always asking the same question; what’s for lunch?